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but first...

From The New Bugs Bunny and Friends Cartoon Collection
Tweety Meets Chirp

'I am a tweet little bird in a gilded cage.
Tweety's my name but I don't know my age.
I don't have to worry and that is that.
I'm safe in here from that ole puddy tat.'

Tweety bird is swinging in her birdcage near the window singing. Granny arrives home, greets Tweety and unpacks the groceries as the neighbors receive visitors from out of town including a black and white cat named Sylvester. 'I tawt I taw a puddy tat' declares Tweety. Soon after, the neighbor, Mrs Higgins, stops by and asks Granny if she could care for Chirp bird as long as her relatives are visiting with Sylvester. Chirp is placed beside Tweety and the two get along like a match made in Heaven. They have a singalong as Sylvester stares from the neighbor's window. He sits up in front of the front door and meows to be let out but Mrs Higgens and her relatives are square dancing oblivious to Sylvester. He grabs a vase and smashes it to the ground. Mrs Higgens comes rushing out and explodes in rage, opens the door and yells to Sylvester to stay out all night for that.

Sylvester Cat: Sufferin Sukotash, what a grouch?! Well, might as well check out the new neighbourhood.
to be continued...

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer... In every generation there is a chosen one. He alone will stand against the sorcerors, the shapeshifters, and the forces of galactic evil. He is The Guardian.
The Pergamum Codex

...and the vampire with a soul shall be rewarded following a global battle against the forces of darkness after which he shall regain his mortal physical being...

The Shanshu Prophecy contained within The Scrolls of Aberjian

*update of the Slayer Legend and past Buffy the Vampire Slayer themes are shown followed by the teaser*

After the events that led to Sunnydale, California, located on a Hellmouth, being swallowed away leaving only a crater, the military has done its best to keep the events out of the media calling it a disaster triggered by an underground earthquake that created a huge sinkhole.

Since then Buffy has been working under contract with the military and established bases around the globe each with a slayer (potential), a Craft partner in the telepathic network sourced through Willow. Both lead the international headquarters B.A.S.E. or Buffy’s Alliance of Slayers E...the group is still searching for the right 'E' word to complete the acronym.

An international meeting of the global Vampire Overlords accompanied by their Turok-Han vampire guards, is taking place outside London, England in the main area of operations of the interconnecting global labyrinth Underground ruled by Count Dracula. Angel is present acting evil like the partner or assistant of the Prince of Darkness. Buffy who is disguised as Bite-sy the vamp.

Along with Buffy and Angel, also present and undercover are Willow, Riley, Spike, Robin, Faith, Gunn, and Illyria in an undercover sting operation. Other such operations are also ready to sting in synch with the rest.

At B.A.S.E. headquarters, Xander and Andrew are monitoring the Hellmouth with state-of-the-art surveillance and technology along with military soldier support. Dawn is in the background holding Faith and Robin's daughter, three year old Hope. They have communications with Buffy.

Xander: Ready when you are, Bitesy.

Buffy: Inform the others to strike when I give the sign.

Xander: What is the sign?

Buffy: You'll know, when I give it.

Buffy grabs a wall hanging sign that reads 'SLAYERS STINK TO HIGH HELL!' and smashes it over the head of Dracula signifying it is time to strike. Undercover operatives make themselves known as awesome action breaks out everywhere.

Buffy: Slayers don't stink. They sting!

Buffy has grown very powerful and, after an awesome and dramatic take out of Dracula, she goes on a one woman rampage taking out fifty evil villains herself using martial arts and an array of ancient and modern wooden throwing weapons. Everyone else also bursts out in full action around the globe.

SLAYER: Buffy Is Back
story by Ayko...Willy Luke Muschiol

Anya and Halfrek are rotting in a hell slave prison. An armed demon guard brings Okim, a sorcerer that failed all but one of 100 demon missions assigned to him, to join them in their slave labor. The Queen of Darkness suddenly appears with a group of her scabby minions and brings the prisoners to her area of operations where she is preparing for the ceremony of D.I.E. (Doomsday of Infinite Evil) opening the dimensional portals to the demonic realms to bring forth Satan into the physical world to rule with them with further plans to extinguish Heaven for good.

The Queen of Darkness offers the group a chance at redemption and to prove their loyalty by returning to the physical world under her command to infiltrate BASE so she can easier secure Dawn, The Key, and open the portal to Satan, and also to kill the slayer, Buffy. Okim declines siting the fact that 'the Slayer is invincible!'

Hell Queen: What a loser! The wild wizard. A wild wimp! One friggin' mission accomplished out of a hundred. You are worthless.

Anya: Perhaps we could be of assistance. For one, he is not Okim.

Halfrek: ...And we are very expensive.

Okim is taken back to the hard labor prison. The three ladies discuss a deal for Anya and Halfrek to be sent back to the physical world to infiltrate BASE and the Scoobies. The Hell Queen tells Okim that he should consider being their loyal subject otherwise she will be forced to lock him away with Shub-Niggerath who is in the special reinforced hell cell of hallow dimensional agony, a fate worse than any other. Okim refuses and she sends him in as sounds of loud groaning, slashing, and then screaming are heard.
Artist rendition of Shub-Niggurath and her 'Thousand Young'

Trash reporter for The Global Truth, Mick White, obsessed with doing an interview with Buffy, is irritating her at B.A.S.E. headquarters. Inside, the team takes pride in the fruits of their hard work and decide it is about time for a group vacation. The Scoobies also discuss possible 'E' words to complete the BASE acronym. Xander suggests a change to BASS and Buffy's Alliance of Super Slayers but Buffy finds that 'too macho', plus what about all the T-shirts she ordered for every member?! Andrew says Earth as in Buffy's Alliance of Slayers on Earth but Buffy thinks Andrew has been watching too much sci-fi and tells him to go ahead and suggest the Slayer Empire. Elite, Exquisite, Extaordinaire.... all wrong. Dawn bets that evil has it easy with its E acronyms as Buffy rolls her eyes.

A visit from Giles, accompanied by Slayer Sora from India, surprises everyone. Giles is cold and hard. He explains that he has been a part of the rebuilding of a new Watchers Council sponsored and supported by The Vatican. He declares that after years of considering the past, he has discovered that he acted irresponsible as a Watcher lacking in discipline and disregarding tradition and basic morals and protocols that could be the cause of bringing forth the final Apocalypse. The others protest but Giles explains that he allowed Willow, and others, to have access to dangerous books and spells as impressionable experimental youth as she was consumed by the psycho witch doctor, Rack, that he did not notice too busy with The Magic Shop, supplying the residents of Sunnydale, right on top of Hellmouth, with every book and tool they needed for God knows what and then leaving vengeance demon Anyanka in charge when he returns home to England like the coward he was after Angel abandoned Buffy and her mother died just before Willow raises Buffy from the dead and Willow's dark side takes control and runs amok. Not only that, Giles is responsible for the death of Tara. Again Buffy protests but Giles explains that he should have listened to Tara's father when he came to Sunnydale just before her twentieth birthday hoping to bring her home before something bad happened to her as was with her mother. What happened? Tara is shot a few weeks later by a disturbed geek adolescent that helped push Willow to become a brutal murderer. It is not just one small slip up. It is a series of blunders that has led to the initiating of the Apocalypse through the ritual of D.I.E., or Doomsday of Infinite Evil, to bring forth Satan, and Giles blames himself. He begins to cry just as another surprise visit comes in the form of Anya and Halfrek volunteering their services. Meanwhile, outside, Byzantium Knights silently and stealthily surround BASE HQs.

Three magical possessions must be found and brought together:

1.The Holy Chalice that Jesus used at the Last Supper that has been through multiple names and stories from medieval tales of The Holy Grail with many different locations of the Chalice today depending on the source. The Valencia Cathedral in Spain has it on display.

2.The Four Canine Teeth of Buddha in Ramagrama Stupa in Parasi, Nepal, guarded by The Scorpion King and his army of spirit-bots 'bhuta vahana yanta'.

3. The NecranomicoN rumored to still be lost among the Candarian ruins in northern Turkey.

Just then, military forces are awoken to the presence of the Byzantium Knights and just as a confrontation is about to escalate, Giles invites General Montgomery to join them. He his Knights will be needed to battle the 'bhuta vahana yanta'. The General continues the story.

Once the three artifacts are attained, they must journey to the property of Philmont Scout Ranch in Northeast New Mexico to a place called Urraca Mesa in the Sangre de Cristo Rocky Mountains where the first and largest Hellmouth exists. The area is known for the highest number of lightning strikes per year in the whole state of New Mexico. In addition, compasses don’t work correctly there. Scientists believe it is due to the high content of iron or lodestone in the cap of the mesa. As seen from above, the mesa takes on an ominous shape showing the western edge has the aspect of a skull with a slight indent where the eye would be. Even the word urraca has terrible connotations in the Anasazi and Apache language. It means magpie, a mid-size black bird that is a member of the crow family. The Mapgie was a portent of evil. If the Magpie called your name, you were doomed to an ill fate. In short, the Native Americans believe the mesa to be a truly evil place and the gateway to Hell.

Long before European settlers ever arrived in the area, an ancient people called the Anasazi settled there. For generation upon generation, they lived and died in the Sangre de Cristo Mountain country, in the canyons and along the banks of the Cimarron River. Then, about 900 years ago, they suddenly vanished. Archeologists have discovered hints that their demise was sudden and extremely violent. Some evidence suggests that many people were tortured. Were the Anasazi attacked by a rival tribe? Did they turn on each other? Or can their death be attributed to supernatural forces?

The Navajo, who settled the area long after the Anasazi disappeared, began to sense evil spirits among the rocks, rivers and trees. Slowly, they tracked the spirits to Urraca Mesa, where they believe a gateway to the demon world exists. They believe that the eye in the skull area is a portal to the fifth dimension (the Native American version of Hell). Navajo Medicine Men have studied the petroglyphs and lore of the area and have come to the conclusion that a huge battle was fought atop the mesa between the Anasazi and the forces of darkness. The entire tribe entered the gateway to force back the evil spirits, while the most powerful shaman sealed the gateway with four (or six) powerful cat totems. The cats are said to scare away the Magpies who can open the portal. It is said that when the last of the cat totems fall or vanish, the gateway will reopen and hell on earth will be unleashed. Today, only two of the cat totems remain standing. The others have disappeared.

Visitors to this unhappy place have had some unusual experiences such as creatures following them, strange voices and sounds the echo out of the night, and an eerie sensation of being watched or followed. Many people have seen a large blue ball of light floating over the mesa. When the ball of light is approached, many claim to see the figure of a Native American shaman within. One hiker, crossing the mesa at night, saw a hairless, humanoid-shaped creature, and short while later, a human figure limed in blue light. Native Americans claim the spirit of the shaman who closed the portal, guards it still, bathed in a blue nimbus.

In any case, that is where the DIE ritual is to be performed. Montgomery quotes The Bible.
I saw a star fall from the sky to the Earth that took the Key to the tunnel leading down into the Abyss. When the Abyss was opened, smoke rose up out of it and darkened the sun and the sky.
-Book of Revelation-

The gang form three teams. General Montgomery and his Knights will accompany Willow, Spike, Anya and Halfrek to retrieve the teeth of Buddha. Angel, Gunn, Robin, and Faith will retrieve the Holy Chalice. Giles, Sora, Riley, and Buffy will go to find NecranomicoN.

Sorceror Okim has bonded in soothing, meditative communications with Shub Niggurath and makes a deal with her. He also notes that she and her thousand children have already cracked openings in the reinforced hell cell of agony. Together they burst out and move through the reaches of the demon hells searching for an exit.

Suddenly, Okim is in the year 2015 accompanied by Dawn in a beautiful gown. Okim uses spiritual powers to infiltrate a nest of cocoons breeding billions of manifestations for human possession forged to the soul-body systems of Prince George and his families soon ready to explode out with the innate human telepathic network and in one moment explode into most of the unsuspecting population with Prince George and his families the hosts and triggers to be crowned as leaders of a hidden satan empire of the undead except for the regions where they pretend to be undercover satanists to fool all levels of society but, not so thanks to Okim whose soul enters the nest. He uses his powers to put the entire network to sleep and brings them to a safer realm of existence where they are taken into loving therapy and untied of their cross breeding knots of insanity transforming the trapped essence and species into a race of friendly and intelligent ghost like companions of fun for humans that are respectful and thankful to Okim, a soldier of Allah.

In the year 1984, Okim and Dawn appear at a meeting of big business tycoons to explain what satan terrorism infiltrates have done to commit mass murder. For example, destruction of the Ozone by lacing gasoline with Ozone destroying components that are responsible and will literally fry our flesh on the surface by 2015. Okim gives them a kerosene petroleum mix for airplanes that will help to build a temporary Ozone for as long as planes fly. Cigarette filters are laced with toxins that cause lung disease and gives them instructions to repair the filters and create a less addictive nicotine mix. Okim explains that Satan terrorist infiltrates will take credit and instructs the tycoons to let them. Dawn smiles in a serene state of mind. Yeast, especially for bread, is laced with artery hardening components that are the cause of heart attacks and heart disease. Okim gives them instructions to fix that. Dawn silently smiles. The rainforests are over ninety percent laid down by loggers possessed by the satan terrorism and are planning to kill themselves when finished destroying all rainforests leaving us to suffocate by 2015. Okim gives the business tycoons the formula to make paper from animal cott that was invented by an Australian researcher that went missing. He explains that terrorist infiltrates will claim the collecting of cott is to manufacture artificial meat as cattle and other land wildlife vanish from the face of the planet in the years leading up to 2015. Dawn smiles. Okim indicates that he will take care of the loggers as he takes Dawn's hand and vanishes with her. Okim appears to the possessed loggers at a forestry base. He commands them to cease their work and enters their mind and invokes a subroutine into their brainwashing of satan possession that commands them to stop their destruction, turn around, and replant every tree they took down before killing themselves leaving us safe to breathe throughout the journey to 2015 and beyond. Okim is suddenly alone on a Meteor and erects a small facility of some kind.

Upon discovering the escape, The Queen of Darkness creates a bundle of energy that she throws out to the cosmos hurdling towards Earth. It crashes with a bright energy explosion close to a military base in the California desert. Two soldiers arrive to investigate. They find a bright light that fades to reveal a blob that devours and absorbs the soldier's bodies in one gulp and then duplicates both soldiers. They look at each other without emotion and nod as more soldiers approach. It doesn't take long before all militaries continue to be enveloped by the Plasma Blob force and opposing sides threaten global nuclear war.

Doc, present at BASE, is disguised as a as a Quasimodo type drifter misfit victim taken in.

Gony: My hump is on this side, that is my lump.

Xander: Oh, I beg your pardon...and where do you have your bump? Hehehe.

A bump grows between Gony's hump and lump to show three -umps.

Gony: Curse you! You just had to say it, didn't you.

Xander: Oh, sorry again.

Gony: Do not dare to ask about my stump.

Xander: ...or your rump, I guess.

A stump grows out of Gony's rump.

Gony: Damm you! Ssssss...You fool!

Suddenly, Gony's demonic spell holding him in disguise falls apart revealing a metamorphosis into Doc now part serpent and called Droc readying the ritual of D.I.E. to bring forth the Satan fused and powered with E.E.W. (Evil Energy Waste) from the M.E.S.S. (Morbid Evil Stockpiles and Storage) realm now with a tear that is slowly ripping open and filled with all the EEW since forever and getting ready to explode perhaps, as Satan and his minions hope, all the way to Heaven...

The last hope lies with a shy cosmic Guardian
and his connection to The Key and The Chosen One
as well as Bible Prophecy and secrets of NecronomicoN.

-Galactic Prophecy-

With every new update of facts and the status quo throughout the film, a continuing Buffy one liner goes something like this:

Buffy: Why can't anything just ever finish or stay calm for a while so I can relax and enjoy some R and R like anybody else.

Angel: It never rains around you, it pours...around us, I meant us.

Buffy: Why can't anything just ever finish or stay calm for a while without being the calm before the storm that unleashes Armageddon and opens the Abyss to Satan, or causes the Apocolypse if those aren't available? It never rains, drizzles, or pours around me, it thunderstorms with gushing hail.

Buffy: It never rains around me, it twister tornadoes.

Buffy: It never rains around me, it hurricane typhoons.

Buffy: It never rains around me, it showers asteroids.

Buffy: It never rains around me, it readies to explode an infinite amount of evil energy waste in our faces and pour together all realities with demonic forces taking control of the universe past present and future and into Heaven. What a career!

© Willy Muschiol...All rights reserved past, present, and future.

The last hope lies with a shy cosmic Guardian
and his connection to The Key and The Chosen One
as well as Bible Prophecy and secrets of NecronomicoN.

Armies And Forces Of Satanic Warfare
B.A.S.E. network with military support
Willow network of Craft telepathy
Angel's units of rebel vamps
Knights of Byzantium
D.I.E. Headquarters
Demon Underworld
New Watchers Council
Dracula's Army of Darkness
G.O.G. Galactic Order of Guardians
Shub-Niggurath and 'Thousand Young' meaniemytes
Scorpion King and his army of spirit-bots 'bhuta vahana yanta'

© Willy Muschiol...All rights reserved past, present, and future.

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